How a Gun Changed My Childhood

How a Gun Changed My Childhood

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Teach a kid how to hunt, and you will never have to hunt for your kid. And, who knows? He or she just might bring home some all-natural dinner.

I’m not a CNN correspondent, but I’ll play one in this blog installment.

First, cue up some macabre opening art. Perhaps an image of an apple-cheeked boy with a torn-paper effect and a smoking iPhone neatly sewn into the gap via Photoshop.

Next, take a few minutes to compose a shocking 120-point (that’s for all you print dinosaurs) headline:

HOW THE INTERNET SHATTERED MY CHILDHOOD!

and, of course, an equally gripping intro blurb:

When children’s souls are killed by smartphones, tablets and unyielding access…



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