I’m not a CNN correspondent, but I’ll play one in this blog installment.
First, cue up some macabre opening art. Perhaps an image of an apple-cheeked boy with a torn-paper effect and a smoking iPhone neatly sewn into the gap via Photoshop.
Next, take a few minutes to compose a shocking 120-point (that’s for all you print dinosaurs) headline:
HOW THE INTERNET SHATTERED MY CHILDHOOD!
and, of course, an equally gripping intro blurb:
When children’s souls are killed by smartphones, tablets and unyielding access…